Friday, May 3, 2013

BlackBerry CEO Questions Future of Tablets - CLUEless !!!

BlackBerry CEO Thorsten Heins
From the Clueless In Chief of Blackberry. 
"In five years I don’t think there’ll be a reason to have a tablet anymore,” Heins said in an interview yesterday at the Milken Institute conference in Los Angeles. “Maybe a big screen in your workspace, but not a tablet as such. Tablets themselves are not a good business model.”
Their big announcement was a phone with a physical keyboard.  He says they're gonna "take back Hollywood" with it.  That's what they consider an innovation.  Jeez Lueweez.  It's back to the future for these guys. (Shaking head in disgust)
"In five years, I see BlackBerry to be the absolute leader in mobile computing -- that’s what we’re aiming for"
Ohhhhhh. I understand now.  He's on LSD and hallucinating.

Quotes above are from Bloomberg, BlackBerry CEO Questions Future of Tablets.

But wait Chuckles !!!  ..... There's more...

Too funny LOL !!!! You should read the Macalope regularly. It's hilarious  !!!
"Now? OK. First, is this dumb? Well, some of it is monstrously dumb. But Heins has two alternatives here: One is to say “Meh, tablets”; the other is to say “Oh, man, we suck so bad. Oh, God, how we suck. It’s unbelievable all the sucking we’re doing. We couldn’t make a tablet that anyone had the slightest bit of interest in if our lives depended on it. Our careers already do depend on it and we can’t do it. Sooo much sucking.” 
"What’s the CEO of a hunk of flounder gonna do?"

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